Lance on Chocolate:
GerbilZooX: mmm
GerbilZooX: i’m trying to force my tongue down my throat
GerbilZooX: to my stomach
GerbilZooX: so i can taste sweet toblerone yet again
Lance on Movies:
GerbilZooX: god, House of the Dead will suck so much balls
GerbilZooX: it’s gonna run out of balls in america
GerbilZooX: and all the other major movie-watching countries
GerbilZooX: and turn to third-world balls
GerbilZooX: to continue its sucking
I’m convinced that he’ll eventually be recognized as one of the leading humorists of our time. Or in prison.
A bit 
