Some more of the Lance humor

Lance on Chocolate:

GerbilZooX: mmm
GerbilZooX: i’m trying to force my tongue down my throat
GerbilZooX: to my stomach
GerbilZooX: so i can taste sweet toblerone yet again

Lance on Movies:

GerbilZooX: god, House of the Dead will suck so much balls
GerbilZooX: it’s gonna run out of balls in america
GerbilZooX: and all the other major movie-watching countries
GerbilZooX: and turn to third-world balls
GerbilZooX: to continue its sucking

I’m convinced that he’ll eventually be recognized as one of the leading humorists of our time. Or in prison.

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