Recently, it came to my attention that the Subaru BRZ owner’s manual has made its way online. There are several complicated diagrams and lots of technical information inside, so I thought I’d provide my readers with a guide to some of the most important points about this new and exciting car.
Remote electrocution ability prevents Mr. Game and Watch from stealing your Subaru BRZ.
Do not let your guard down. Subaru BRZ is very hungry.
While not required for operation of the Subaru BRZ, be aware that every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.
Do not roll the Subaru BRZ onto its roof. This will enrage the Subaru BRZ.
No cutesy shit.
Subaru BRZ should not be used to tow horse trailers.
Not even if you push the trailer, smartass.
Eh, suit yourself.
A bit 
Slonie 
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Subaru Sports Car + Trunk = Guillotine.
Hahaha love the Japanese style of safety diagrams. Real value. Subaru is very hungry!!
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that’s AWESOME good job
Cheers Roger 86 GTS owner……bugger….no tow bar !
I can see no mention in the owners manual how a lady wearing a skirt should enter or exit the vehicle with dignitity intact
Honestly , I try not to look !